Pink Cadillac Cruisin' Down the Street

How dare I forget to tell you that yesterday upon waiting in the long ass lines to pick the girls up, this pink caddy was a few cars in front of me. Oh, you know I had my camera with me. Uh huh! People must have thought I never saw one before. Well, it's not everyday you pull up to the school and a pink caddy is right there. I must say I was a tad bit jealous. That thing was pretty. Pretty damn cute. All eyes on the caddy and the little miss inside. You know she just wanted to show off. I hope she's reading this. Because then she'll know I was the one paparazziing her ass. She wasn't from here. The license plate said Minnesota. I hope she moved here because I wouldn't drive that all the way down here. Somehow I got right behind her and flashed a pic. She must have thought I was some fruit case.