I just got told by the man that I am always so negative when I write my posts. Hmmm....maybe so. If I could get some people to actually do things right then I wouldn't be such a fucking cunt about the littlest things.
People over sixty shouldn't be on the road, people serving you food should have their hair pulled back, people fixing your coffee should put as much cream and sugar in as you request, people shouldn't let their dogs shit in your yard, people shouldn't rub up against you in the aisle of the grocery store, people shouldn't take a shit in a public restroom and wipe it on the wall, people shouldn't let their kids open a pack of gum, chew it and leave the pack there, people shouldn't stare at you because your pinching your kids cheeks in Target, people shouldn't be allowed to pass gas in public, people shouldn't charge you $1400 to live in a place, people shouldn't forget your kid at school and then make them cry, people shouldn't have hairy balls, people shouldn't park so close to your car that you have to crawl in from the passenger side to get in, people shouldn't give me a hard time about returning an item after ten p.m., people shouldn't wear holey underwear, people shouldn't have to eat out of garbage cans, people shouldn't go without because the world is so fucked up.
People should be given a certain amount of money every month to live off because they just print it out and throw it away anyways. People should keep their mouths shut when they don't know what they're talking about. People should be able to run around and act silly without worrying about the neighbors upstairs. People should be able to be people and sometimes I just run into the most ridiculous people that it makes me write about them and if I'm always negative then I'm sorry. No Not Really. Get over it babe. I'm not changing for anyone.
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10 comments:
Wow, that almost my entire pet peeve list. Holy shit, we must have been seperated at birth! YOu frikken rock. And who listens to men anyways?
Yeah, what's up with hairy balls? I JUST HAD to say that....LOL
LOVE The post!
Seriously, awesome list. I agreed with every single one. lol
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~HB
Well, you don't sugarcoat anything, but you know what??? I don't expect you to. I know exactly what to expect when I come here - and it's you, telling it how it is. Straight up. It's almost refreshing to have someone say exactly what they want without worrying about what everyone else might think. You know? Does that even make sense? If people don't like it, they can leave.
Your post made me laugh! haha Here here!! to all you said!
Yep, that about sums it up! Thanks! :-)
***Ally
That is hilarious!
I've found that it is so much easier to write about the things that suck than those that don't. And it makes for much more interesting reading!
Stopping in from SITS.
Amen, sista!
LOL!! Please remind me to never ever cross you....
I hope you are feeling better after that V, coz if you do not, you are going to have a terrible new year.
However, I agree with you on every single point, so well said. (I couldn't help laughing.
May I wish you a fabulous new year, I really enjoyed reading this post!
Enjoy!
Colin.
AMEN sister! I agree completely! I think the main thing missing these days......simple common freaking courtesy! Seriously. Get it together folks.
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