4.01.2010

The End

So I've been thinking long and hard about whether or not I should give up this blog and pay attention to life. I tend to ignore everything around me when I'm writing or stalking your delightful blogs. Really there is nothing to ignore when the girls are at school except the shower,  teeth, urinating, laundry, dishes and the cell when B is blowing it up. I know far too well that your asses are doing the same thing. You forget to go pee so by the time you get up your probably pissing down your legs. In either case, I get yelled at like I'm a kid or something. Your wasting your time. There are more important things in life. How am I wasting my time. Okay. I guess I am. Not like I work outside the home. I could be. Don't want to. I like what I do. But maybe he's right. Maybe I should click the delete button and say farewell.

Really. You can't think I'm serious. April Fools. I can't give up writing about my crazy ass experiences and relieving stress when it's absolutely necessary. And no I don't ignore everything including my kids. Only sometimes. I burn dinners too. I'm horrible. Who cares. The End I was talking about is Lands' End.

They are quite fabulous. Why. Because when I got a Twitter account I thought it was really lame, stupid, pointless and simply a waste of time. But I stuck it out. Well now they have communities where you post your status and it goes right to your twitter if you want. Kinda cool since I think logging in to type a sentence or two is ridiculous. But anyways. I logged in one day some weeks ago when I saw Manda re-tweet a giveaway they were doing. I immediately re-tweeted it and low and behold won this amazing Canvas Hobo Bag. I received it yesterday. I know. So freaking awesome. Um. Hello. A Reason everyone should be on twitter. Follow me here. Who knows. Maybe I'll re-tweet a giveaway and you'll re-tweet and win. BTW. Manda won a Trench Coat that day. We're some lucky bitches.

I'm def. picking out an outfit to go with this bag. Of course from Lands' End. These ballet flats are perfect. I love slip ons. They are quick, easy and cute.

This boatneck shell is gorgeous. And these shorts are looking comfy. To go out on the boat this weekend. I know I won't get them in time but I'll find something at the mall. Can't wait to enjoy the weekend. Gonna be just beautiful.

Lands' End is offering free shipping to their new customers. So check them out. They're fabulous.

Enjoy The Day- Oh. And stop whimpering because I'm really not going anywhere.

16 comments:

McVal said...

Good one!!! I was thinking, "I've done that! I've burned things, left things kind of messy, just to read blogs..." Oh dear!

Judy@cutest-little-things said...

You TOTALLY got me!!! I was so bummed thinking you were throwing in the towel! So glad it was just an April Fool's Joke!!!

D@mn are you lucky! Great score on the bag!

Judy@cutest-little-things

G-Zell said...

GIRL you got me! LOL... this whole week has been people writing about maybe giving up blogging and I was like oh no not V noway I love beotch! LOL.....

Katy Mary said...

Super cute bag & I love those flats for sure. I just added you to my Twitter, I'm @TangerineHearts

Taylor @ The Undomestic Momma said...

love it! I totally forgot about April fools!

Brittany said...

You are lucky. Speaking of luck.. you did get my email with my info right? I've sent it twice.. I just didnt know.

Love ya girl..

and you better not be going ANYWHERE. ya here?

mmkay?

G.Older Man said...

ggrrrrr
I'm hating April 1st.
I fall for everyone of them.

Katherine said...

Ahhh you got me too! I was already planning my comment BEGGING you to stay haha!

Congrats on the new bag! It's gorg!

middle child said...

Man,..you scared the CRAP out of me!!!! You are one of my two favorites. (Tied with Vodka Logic). Whew!

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eight helping hands said...

That was funny! Good April Fools Day joke! I couldn't stop laughing when I read the part about pee running down the leg.
I like your blog, glad to see your not going anywhere.

WhiteSockGirl aka The Fabulous Bitch said...

Ah, really got me going there for a moment. Insane fabulous bitch you are.

Me, I don't like Twitter. Really don't like it. I got the lamest tweets, and I really don't care to know when someone wakes up, what breakfast the person eats, what outfit for work he/she picks, when the person takes a piss, poops, farts,... NO THANK YOU!!! Not interested...

I do have a twitter account, but it is dormant. Tried it, did not like it, moving on.

Guess I will have to find another way to win awesomeone bags. But then, I don't really trust giveaways either. Always imagining some behind the scenes less than honest manner of picking of winners,...
What can I say? Activist,... we don't trust governments, corporation, etc... See conspiracies everywhere!

bananas. said...

haha! we are so awesome for pulling the same prank. and you're right, i'm sure some peeps wouldn't mind having me leave the blog world (though that's few, let's be honest) but F ALL THAT! i'm here to stay motherf*ckerssss!!!

scuse my french ;)

Christine said...

I'm such a sucker for a prank. I was like, WTF? Maybe if she just went pee before she pissed herself, hubs wouldn't much care. LOL. Seriously, you had me going.

Land's End is great for boots. Love their footwear. Hubs has some great shirts and I have a sweatshirt. I think the think I like most is they're well made items and last forever.

Congrats on your bag win! It's pretty cute:)

blueviolet said...

I'm following you on twitter now!

You had me going with your darn April Fool's joke. Don't scare me like that. I haven't been here that long and I refuse to let you quit. ;)

Frugal Vicki said...

Bitch. Enough said!