
She's actually someone I can very much relate to. You can read her secrets here.
Whats My Secrets! Ha. Really I air my laundry here most everyday so I'm not sure exactly what you don't know about me but I'm sure I can pull some {7} out of my ass.
-I keep my suitcase and luggage packed just in case I need to flee. From a man that thinks I need him but I DEFINITELY DON'T. I've been with my daughters father {the love of my life} for 13 years. He's a super amazing man and I love him so much that I worry about the day he might leave me in death. But some days he just pisses me off and makes me want to be on my own. At the end of the day, I really don't want to be separated but damn it.....I'm right! About everything. Just freaking support me.
-I like the smell of my farts but no one elses. I don't fart much except after last week they have been really wretched. Every once in a while I get really constipated and for days I just fart and fart. I could probably win the worst fart smell of the year award.
-Bryan doesn't think that our girls need this or that but when it comes to my girls, I baby them to the extreme. I'm a young mom. I know what it's like to be in 6th grade. I've been there...felt a certain embarrassment or way that wasn't a good feeling. I never had money in school. So when all my friends were buying snacks and stuff at lunch, I starved. I will give Mackenzie money every day so she gets whatever she wants. He bitches that she doesn't need extra money or whatever and so I sneak it to her. I don't care. My kid is not going to feel left out or ashamed for not having money.
-I pretend to do things. Oh yep....I sure did.
-I spend hours in department stores. I will load the cart with really good deals. And when i'm finally ready to checkout, i put more than half the items back because i say i really don't need them or want to waste the money. Although, I'm getting better and bought a new pair of boots. I put the $2 shirt back though. That's so not like me.
-I'm ready to leave Florida. That's not a big secret though. We've been here long enough. I'm tired of the fast paced living, the seasonal tourism and the traffic. It just drives me up the wall and if it wasn't for this damn job of his, we'd be gone. I took Mackenzie to her friends on Sunday. Which is really not like me. Because I like to get to know the parents first but we've been so clogged in the house that I said she could go and I went to meet them and talked to them before she stayed. Nice. They don't speak clear english. Fine. I thought the lady I met at the door was her mother and the other lady was her aunt. Went to a couple shops with Bryan and Hannah and returned about 2 hours later. I just told M to meet me in the driveway. I ended up getting out to get her and then her mother came out. Oh. A completely different woman. I met her and chatted and asked who was the other lady, that was grams. Okay. Get to talking and mention the girl can come over to our place any time...there's lots to do here and maybe they can have a sleepover. OH NO. I Don't allow. We're foreigners. And what the hell is your point lady. If you don't trust me with your kid, get the eff up on outta here. Why are you here. Oh. Because you make more money here. Phhhf!
-I really really really want a new blog design. I just don't have the time to play around with it. Maybe when I get the new computer. I have to change things often....and this has been too long sitting like this. Ah well. All good things can wait.
I'd like to know your secrets. Please. Pretty Please.
Melanie
Eschelle
Lady Grey
Wendy
Danielle
Jenny Kate
Amy
and seriously everyone else......
If there are any errors please know that I can barely see the screen.....excuse them.
and don't make me bite your heads off......ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY. Seriously. One person entered. Your crazy people. Get to it. Like right now. Giddy Up!
Have a nice day....:)












